The new nightclub on the block, X-bar (formerly Touch), touts itself as the country's first X-rated nightclub. My buddies and I go check it out opening night to find it no different than its predecessor. They now have more platforms for dancers sporting some decent lingerie. The bartenders are actually more covered than when the place was called Touch; although, the black corsets are decidedly hotter. And the rumored "human pet" was no where that we could see, which they apparently had before too.
So what exactly makes the place "X-rated?" In terms of movies, lingerie gets you what? PG-13 at best. Brief or partial nudity gets you and R. But X? come on. If you're going to make an outrageous claim like "the country's first X-rated," you should actually be, in some way, ...outrageous.
Nonetheless, the dancers are fun to mess with (we're nice), and the bartenders are kind of cool. The place generates a lot of testosterone, though. I prefer dealing with estrogen.
